June Calloway
Halfling Bard
General Information
June Calloway is a bard in the Crossings. Physical description: mop of auburn curls that falls to just above her shoulders. A few freckles and rosy cheeks. Sea glass green eyes. A mischievous smirk. Trousers held up with suspenders. A white collared shirt. A green trench coat and tattered brown boots.
She learned her trade from her mother Genny. Her father is a historian and he used to team up with Genny to seek out and study monsters. Morlin (father) would write about them and Genny would turn that into songs. Genny went in search of a mythical beast called the Grelkin and never returned. Morlin went in search of her, but came back with her lute and nothing more. June has always wanted to follow in her mother’s footsteps, but Morlin is strongly against both barding and adventuring after what happened to Genny.
June wants to go out and continue monster hunting, but she has remained in town because of her father…until now.
June has an older sister, May, and two twin younger brothers, Jules and August. They love June, but agree with her father that she should focus on something more productive than barding and monster hunting. Sometimes June plays for her sister’s young children, who love her songs.
NOTES
Game 1:
June went to the East gate to help during an invasion. She made new friends and helped kill some goblins. On their corpses she found notes in an abyssal language that mentions the bar (?). She and her new friends went to several places trying to understand the language on the notes. They found out it was something about meeting up after dark. Then they went to the bar to see what they could find out. Leda was invited to become a member, June was invited to perform there. Altalune thought that was odd and asked the bartender how long he had been a demon. They left and went to Leda’s aunt’s to rest before they went back to the bar at night.
When they went back to the bar, June discovered receipts for Shava’s (which is a blacksmithing shop), so the adventurers go there next. Shava tells them about a woman with white hair who works at the bar. She and the barkeeper are buying weapons. At the end of their conversation, Shava gets shot at.
**Game 2: **
The adventurers get into a fight w/the people who shot at Shava.
Gormogord, bad devil guy. People’s Enchantment. Lady w/white hair & scrunchie.
Spend night at Aunt Greta’s. Dryzel’s magic misfires and breaks a vase.
Bracelet: find jewelry like the bracelet worn by the guard. Gormagord is the jeweler.
People’s Enchantment: got trapped in a painting. Poured acid on ourselves to get out of painting. Emery (demon?, white hair) decides who she (Jasmine) can sell to.
**Game 3: **
Go in search of Emery with John (barbarian guild)
Crea (woman at Emory’s home) Go into Emory’s home and find women who are being held their against their will. Emory eventually shows up.
Reed burned out the moon. Leader of the lower plains. Awakened by the evil one. Convinced a world dragon to burn out the moon. Coming to our doorstep. Emery tells us that Reed in ice fortress in…sends demons into towns to make connections. Ankle is higher ranking than Emery. Gormagord is in a different group. Shard is south, Reed led successful excursions there.
I ask about the furry creature and she writes down “dervish.” Dervish apparently took Redacted’s memories. It works without reason. Reed tolerates the thing we’re not speaking about.
Found a note about “Eye of Truth” in Emery’s home. Fey artifact. Has true sight.
Went to find Ankle. He’s gone.
**Game 4: **
Go to rest at June’s home. Leda “dusts.” Then we go to confront Gormagord, ask for info on town demons. I charm Gormagord and Redacted finds out he’s Emery’s stalker.
Gormagord says they came to infiltrate town. Reed has violent plans, but many just want to coexist. Where is Ankle? Might have gone to get rid of Firbolg village. Ask about Dervish, Gormagord says that thing doesn’t stay in a place. It appears/exists. Makes a bracelet for Redacted that calls the Dervish.
Head off to protect the Firbolg village. Find magical horse, Naff nee. Go to firbolg town. Meet Cabbage’s dad. He lets us in, but not happy about it.
Illy the halfling vendor has jewel encrusted swords and some magical items. See the eye of truth, agree to take firbolg test to get the artifact to trade for it. Brother named Ebby, in Moon cult.
Go into dungeon to perform task to get artifact. Fight a wolf, avoid another monster. End up in room w/3 constructs & probably the artifacts.
Game 5
Fought 3 constructs to retrieve the artifact. Made our way out. Go to see Cabbage’s father, there’s something off about him. Escort Illy out of town. Darkness descends on the land. He tries to get out of paying us, but June confronts him and convinces him to give us 10 gold a person, but apparently she was too forceful and Yemen thinks that June could have gotten in big trouble. Apparently Illy wasn’t always a trader and may be very powerful. Discover that Dyrzel’s sneeze magic is tied to experiencing dark magic. We discover that Ankle has made his move against the town. We try to run back, but we’re too late. Cabbage’s dad has made a pact with Ankle. The town is destroyed.
Game 6
Start fighting Ankle. Succubus is pretending to be Cabbage’s mom (dad is convinced). We (Redacted) defeat Ankle, but Rede shows up and so does Dervish (who is female and plays a weird stringed instrument).
I write “The Cabbage is for His Mum”: the cabbage is for his mom, the cabbage is for his mom; firbolgs rejoice and all, the cabbage is for his mom. The staff is for the Cabbage, the staff is for the Cabbage, sing a song of firbolgs savage, the staff is for the Cabbage. The demons ran away, the demons ran away, their Ankle broke and Rede’s a joke, the demons ran away.” (to the tune of “the farmer in the dell”)
Cabbage’s dad feels really bad and decides to leave the village and go soul searching. He puts Cabbage in charge (though the villagers don’t really believe him). Cabbage gets his dad’s staff.
We journey back to the city and (after beating up some goblins) tell Francis that Rede probably plans to attack the city.
Game 7
Go see Imothren. She gives me a stack of papers that mention my father. The word grelkin comes up a lot, Virtue, River Haven (where my sister lives).
Hear about a man in red at the city gate and go to meet him. It’s Jeffy. He says the planes are messed up. We go to the messed up feywild to find Max, who might be a bottle? (she’s a ghost)
I have a map (of what?). Jeffy tells us that Redacted’s ship is in Stone Clan (horses). Cabbage talks to his god and the god says something about Virtue as the source of the destruction. Virtue’s shards appear in different places, explorers being sent to track it.
Game 8
Go visit my father. Show him the papers Imothren gave me. Learn that Imothren used to adventure with Morlin and Genny. Morlin tells her that they went in search of the Grelkin (which might also be Virtue). Morlin doesn’t think that the demons are going anywhere. He knows that Imothren is a demon.
We go to the bar, Illy shows up talking about a spaceship. Redacted tries to kidnap him so he doesn’t go after his spaceship. Altalune threatens him with her mother’s involvement and he agrees to leave the ship alone. I write a new song about sandwiches and get money from the bartender for premiering my new song.
Next morning, Leda asks her cousin about Illy. Tells her that he used to be involved in the thieves guild and then headed the assassins guild, then went legit. Good employer. Start heading to the horse people (Stone Clan) to find Redacted’s ship. Get turned around in the woods, but eventually get there and find Naf Nee. The gargoyle shows up.
Game 9
Dyrzel goes w/Naff Nee to see ship. Dervish is there and tells Dyrzel to go bring her toy. We battle Dervish and undead for the spaceship. Eventually get spaceship and it turns into a dog so we can transport it around. Naff Nee helps us fight and is very excited to be a warrior.
Game 10
Dervish might be undead. Imothren wasn’t with her mother. Genny went with Illy. Emory tells us that some demons are doing something bad in town. I disguise myself as Emory and Leda and I go in and discover that they’re planning to steal people and turn them into thralls. The demon in charge of the operation is Shavalah. We go to a bar for lunch and I get a gig and get paid 3 gold. Then we make a plan that includes a centaur in a skirt and go back to the house to take care of the bad guys. We capture Bentley and he signs a contract w/Leda. We go down to the basement, which is a cavern, and have to get past some guards to go to Shavalah. Leda makes friends w/them because of her muscles. No one likes Emory, apparently. “Emory” brings everyone down as “thralls” and then tries to charm person on Shavalah and one of the others. Asks them to wax eloquent on the power of demons and their right to rule this land. Ends w/Dyrzel attacking one of them.
Game 11
We fight Shasala and Vasir. Vasir is bad news. She wants to take over the town. Leda tries to convince her to stop being bad and sign a contract. She agrees, but we know that she is lying and try to convice Leda. Redacted kills her. I jump off a rock and stab a demon through the back of the head and kill him. Leda creates a contract for Rezy, another guard. Doesn’t sign. Leda follows Emory and finds her talking with Jasmine who was kidnapped. They’re real friends and Emory asked us to interfere because she was in trouble. Dyrzel finds a bottle with an ornery genie in it. Altalune tells Redacted that her sister has been receiving messages from someone on Zibar. They reach out to the moon people to try and discover why Redacted is here, what his mission is. We go to a bar and Altalune asks the genie to grant her a wish, to have her sister restored. After a long pause, we find out that her sister is awake. We wish for the genie to have a mansion and he takes the one we just murdered people in. He gives us his business card. Name is Sky.
Game 12
We go to the Lunar Spire. Find Altalune’s sister awake. Her eyes are black. She smiles at Altalune, says she has to take action. Upset with their mother for doing nothing about the demon threat while she was asleep. “We are the prophets of Narpeth,” her sister says. Eby (Eternity) is a follower of hers. Celeste is upset that their sister Neoma is awake. I ask Neoma if she knows what Virtue is. She doesn’t respond and leaves with Eby. Altalune and Neil have a good conversation, but Alt tells Neil she won’t be coming back. Celeste wants to go to Riverhaven. We take Celeste to see Aunt Greta. She will stay there for a week. Then we all do our own thing for a bit. I write May a letter and send it via a carrier who is my first “super fan.” I talk to the mysterious cousin Anthony. Sounds like Anthony might have been present when Illy and his mom confronted the Grelkin. There was a bright white light. Think he rescued Illy and Genny. We ask Sky to send us to where the energy source is. We go to a haunted forest. Encounter haunted fey creatures. I turn myself into a bunny. They attack Dyrzel. We roll initiative.
Game 13
We wander through a haunted forest. The ghosts seem to have lost their children. Some of the ghosts turn into another creature. Titania knows my mom. Common enemy. Gave mom trinkets, artifacts. Need to Commune w/spirits in forest: speak to inner child. Titania and Mab (sisters) recognize Dyrzel. They’re so happy that one of their fey children has survived. We get a mote of energy by telling childhood stories. It’s cute and connects w/Dyrzel. Altalune has conversations w/moon people.
Note: get components for spells (revivify)
Game 14
Step on a boat; meet Captain Rohannas. He is very afraid of demons (aka Leda). He contracts us to figure out what’s wrong with the boat. We find demonic writing all over the boat. There’s also a nun trying to blow up the cursed boat. We figure out that the rich old guy is responsible and he’s hired a mercenary who throws Cabbage overboard. The captain and his workers take the lifeboats and escape. Dyrzel attacks the mercenary and we enter initiative.
Game 15
I try to throw a rope down to Cabbage to get him out of the water, but I let it fall out of my hands. We fight Cateran, who is a demon. Leda kills him and his blood starts to be sucked into the ship. The nun who tried to blow things up is tied up and unconscious.
Game 16
I get a scrunchie from Gormagord to give to Emory: Emory, my love, you shine like the sun. ~secret admirer
Gormagord tells us that there’s someone going around murdering demons. He asks us to find and get rid of this murderer and says he’ll pay us with jewelry.
Notes about murders: Baker (NE), fisherman, pierman; tortured to death; found by guardsmen;
Illy walks in, has platinum hair. We bring him to Aunt’s house and ask him about murders. He thinks someone is trying to get info out of them/has a grudge.
Find out that Illy worked w/Anthony and made him a more valuable mercenary.
Illy tries to convince us not to investigate the murders. Tells us to come to Riverhaven instead. We investigate the last murder. Discover that murderer is trying to get names of other demons. We tell Gormagord to leave town. We realize Imothren is a demon and go to warn her. The bard guild doors are shut. Dyrzel knocks them down. There’s magical darkness that Cabbage dispels. Imothren is fighting the bad guy and he has wings.
I have advantage on next saving throw.
Game 17
We try to distract the assassin from killing Imothren while we wait for the others. Eventually it turns into a fight and we find out that the assassin is Yemen. Altalune’s sister is controlling him. Neoma gives us back Yemen but tries to take Leda. Leda takes lots of psychic damage, but isn’t taken yet.
I get an envelope from Imothren about monster tracking, etc.
We try to return Yemen to his family, find out they’re demons (and very rude/snooty). Redacted gets a nice spear.
We divide the party. June goes w/Cabbage & Dyrzel and Antony & Celeste. Going to firbolg village and then to Riverhaven.
Game 18
Get 1d10 lunch from Aunt Greta.
Anthony tells me that my mother had almost a supernatural power. She could easily know when there was trouble ahead. It helped them be prepared.
We go to the firbolg village to investigate Jim. It’s Cabbage’s god playing in the house with the village children.
Altalune goes to the tower and finds a book about the evil moon cult.
End episode at the docks to Riverhaven.
Game 19
Find out that May is in the slump. Walk north. I agree to write a jingle for Gormagord in exchange for the periapt of wound closure and a swan boat (that we use to get civilians out). We arrive and find Illy. We go in search of a temple where May is hiding. We find two large demons investigating the temple. We disguise ourselves as demons and help in the search. Redacted finds my nieces and nephews who rush to attack when Altalune hits the demons with a moonbeam. We kill the demons and find out info about the temple (kids go up rope trick). Go back to headquarters w/Illy and discuss next mission. Also not sure if May’s husband is real…
Game 20
We divide up. Some go to create a distraction and rescue people from the merchant’s area. June goes with a few others to get boats from the dock. I finally get the kids to bed after they harass Cabbage for a while. We decide to divide up again. I go to get people out of another section of town while others go to blow up the west watch tower.
Game 21
Emory agrees to go get us explosives from the fire temple. We discover some demons hiding in the slump and I charm them and bring them to a place where Illy can murder them. Zip tries to come too, but Redacted and Altalune convince him that I will speak to him tomorrow. The children kidnap Cabbage and take him to rescue people in Armiger’s Row. We figure out that Illy is May’s husband.
Game 22
(Need to find Zip)
Go pick up Moon Mage robes to use as disguises. Then May, Leda, & Illy blow up the east gate while we loot the armory.
Game 23
Dyrzel tells us we need to go. I cast Motivational Speech. Altalune is a wreck because her father is walking toward the town in distress. We call Max and go to visit Jeffy. He agrees to help us with putting Neoma back to sleep. Then we go to blow up the tower and inspect Magnolia Corner. We find Reed in the manor. He threatens us, but we make a contract with him promising to take care of Neoma. He says he’ll help. We force Leda to sleep.
Game 24
I give Zip a letter for Auggie & Jules asking for help & telling them May and I love them. May & Illy go on a mission. We go to help the people while we wait for Celeste to show up. We find Anthony and he starts guiding us toward Celeste. We find her. Artemis dies.
Game 25
We attack. Neoma almost kills us immediately. Cabbage heals us. I banishing smite Neoma so we have some time to recover. Rede is baned at the moment.
Game 26
Celeste puts Neoma down, but she hits us all for a lot. Most of us go down. Eventually, Dagmar kills Rede and performs a ritual that summons Virtue to eat the city. We try to escape a falling city. Altalune and Dyrzel go in search of Altalune’s father.
Game 27
We take a long rest outside of town. Dyrzel and Celeste figure out a way to share the Neoma load so Celeste can rest, too. I head toward Langenferth with my family and Naffnee to resupply. The others wait for Celeste to wake up. Then they call Jeffy to ask about the Virtue problem. They arrive in Lang. and June puts together Leda’s election campaign for leader of the demons. It goes well. Then we try to figure out how to get rid of Leda’s curse. We get in touch with one of her ancestors who explains her options to her.
Game 28
Altalune goes in search of an ogre who apparently was trying to communicate with people. We find the ogre and he says he needs to go on a quest to become the (something) of his tribe. He seems scared of me and talks about the angry lady who hits. Something about Hammersong. I tell the ogre to go kill a bear as a quest. As he leaves, he hums my mother’s lullaby. I go after him and ask where the angry lady is. He says Therinborough. We think that maybe my mom is in Therinborough.
We start setting up for Leda’s “birthday party.” We all get very drunk. I try to tell May about the ogre, but she just thinks I’m drunk. Redacted and I jam.
Think about what character is doing for a year. Add attribute, spell, skill…
Mini-session
Find ride (Jogo and Bessie) to Leth, have bad dream on way.
Meet Praetor the hooded figure, he serves Kossuth. Arrive in Leth, runes of Kossuth on the walls. Find May, who has started a cult in Leth. She sends me on a mission to fight undead because Kossuth told her to.
Fight ghosts with Praetor who turns out to be Jan! Get a red signet & make pact with Kossuth. I will “lead his army” against Virtue and he will give me strength (ring). After Kossuth’s defeat, we can go our separate ways. After defeating the ghosts, I go back to Leth to have a drink with May.
PART 2
Game 29
We all meet up again. There’s a new elf guy (Ven). We drop something off with Jeffy. We go to Leth and get a drink at the bar. I try out my new song but it’s not very good yet. May gets upset with me for not saying “hail Kossuth” all the time. Ven gets the teleportation circle from the children. Redacted and Cabbage get drunk. June works on her song and it gets better, thanks to Altalune. We discuss where to go next. Altalune locates my mother up in the north having an argument with a dragon.
Game 30
Auril (evil goddess of winter and ice in the faerun) sends frost demons to kill “the void bringer.” We see my dad; I tell him we’re going to find mom. We go to village and do drugs.
Game 31
We go to the ogre village looking for directions. The popak is missing/dead; the ogres are all competing to be popak. We learn from Genny that Virtue is fate (antigod, sort of); don’t know why he’s doing this. She thinks we need to get the World Dragon involved. She wants to find him a good competition. We go see Jeffy and get traped in his tower with 8 Prias. We throw them in the hole and Jeffy tells us that Leda still exists. She is on the ethereal plane trying to contain Virtue there. She wants us to get stronger and help, I think?
Game 32
We get the boon of Atesh: once a day we can summon his spirit to give us temp hp equal to our level. We go to the moon. I have advantage on interacting with Zibaris.
Game 33
Redacted goes to find his old commander. We get a map from Gyron Novaforge. We try to find Redacted who has gone after his old commander. His commander is a drunk and doesn’t seem helpful–wants to punch Celeste. We try to find the giant robot. We go to the bar to find info and we get a military robot drunk and get him to tell us info. Ven “performs a marraige” for me and Bobinger. Bobinger tells me that his boss Aloya is the head scientist, orchestrating things. Working on the robot. He works in a factory down below. I tell him my name is Joan. Salamar the Queen tells me that my mom (another one of our “researchers”) has already gone to the factory to tell Aloya about Elanthia. We decide we have to go after Genny quickly.
Game 34
We go down and find the robot and Giriana (maybe/definitely Genny)…We put the advisor in a cage. We have water breathing apparatuses.
**Game 35 **
Game 36
We get Redgrim contained and tell AA that Red is the king and he gets a chance to convince the people to ally. Then we figure out that Salamar is actually Alloya (a super powerful lunar mage who has created the robots of Zibar using the souls of her Yavash kin). We debate whether to fight her or not.
Game 37
We had a tough fight against Alloya. She tries to make a deal. She wants us to get rid of Redgrim. My mom was waiting in the wings the whole time. We try to decide what to do with Redgrim. Should I try to put him to sleep w/15d8? Or hold person, put in bag?
Game 38
We try to figure out an alternate way to power the robot. We enlist Jeffy’s help–he’s going to try to come up with a way to duplicate souls without destroying them. Redgrim is going to come with us to Elanthia; he really wants to punch Celeste, but is also open to punching Virtue (also moon mage). My mother is watching Aloya. I write letters to my brothers urging them to join the fight against Virtue (I’ll mail them when we land in Elanthia). We talk about our mothers.
Game 39
Plan to find world dragon: Genny gives me a map. I’ll say if Redgrim appears to be a worthy opponent, then the dragon agrees to help us defeat Virtue. Genny gives me a scarf and pendant to show the dragon that I’m her daughter. I get Genny to write letters to Morlin & brothers telling them where she’s been and that she loves them. We go back to Crossing. Celeste agrees to get punched, though her sisters aren’t sure…We go to deliver the letter to my dad. He gets teary getting a letter from Genny. Cabbage figures out that the gods are estranging themselves from us because of Altalune. They want her dead. Cabbage gets upset that he can’t talk to Chante and has a stern conversation with Altalune about teleological sorcery. I go down to the bar to play a set and Redacted and Redgrim go down to drink and converse. A dark god shows up to hurt Altalune while she’s making up with Cabbage. Redgrim learns how to meditate.
DND Weekend!
We find the world dragon. He sends us back down the mountain. We ride goats back up the mountain. We talk Redgrim into fighting the dragon. He wins! Dragon agrees to help us with Virtue, but nothing else. Dragon thinks my mother is a cheater. We found out that Genny trapped and defeated dragon to get “Grelkin” which is safety. She wanted the dragon to protect her family. Redgrim decided not to punch Celeste.
Learn that Aster was the name of Virtue. We start recruiting. Genny goes back to stay with Morlin.
Long live the King or Queen…maybe
Come share Space Guinness with me
I could use the company
We’ll raise a glass and toast, one two three
Long live the king or queen mayyybe!
We are Zibaris both I and thee
We like to write books and talk philosophy
I’ll sue your ass if you contradict me
Long live the king or queen mayyyybe!
What if instead of fighting and hate
We worked together to make this place great?
Let’s set up a government based on peace and liberty
Long live the king or queen mayyybe!
Praetor Jan
Let me tell ye the story of a young man named Jan
He died on a demon boat, but was born once again
When life was expirin’, in flames he was firin’
The grave had come to claim him, but flames wrapped round to save him
Praetor Jan has come back from the grave
Kossuth gave him back his life, so other lives he could save
Praetor Jan is a warrior strong and true
If you are oppressed Jan will come save you!
Queen Leda v.2
Do you feel uneasy?
Do you fear what’s next?
Do you need security
And shelter for your pets?
Give yer allegiance to Queen Leda
Give yer allegiance to Queen Leda
Kneel down before her
And I promise you’ll adore her
Giver yer allegiance to Queen Leda
With her strength of arm
And the strength of steel
She’ll protect your town
For power she does wield
Give yer allegiance to Queen Leda
Give yer allegiance to Queen Leda
Kneel down before her
And I promise you’ll adore her
Giver yer allegiance to Queen Leda
Confronting Neoma
And now the day’s come
It’s scary, I know
But together we must
Confront Neoma
Be brave and be kind
Be true to your friends
And somehow this all
Will work out in the end
With magic and cunning
With strength and aplomb
We’ll take down the moon mage
Who threatens our home
Be brave and be kind
Be true to your friends
And somehow this all
Will work out in the end
Gormagord’s Prowess
With a grand and awesome flash
He pulled his sword from his fanny pack
The hilt was gilded with some jewels
With it he dispatched those tools
Gormagord, Gormagord
He’s a fighting demon lord
Gormagord, Gormagord
He is really good with a sword
He wasn’t frightened, not one jot
Winning sword fights is his lot
His mighty sword strikes just won’t quit
And with the ladies he’s a hit
Gormagord, Gormagord
He’s a fighting demon lord
Gormagord, Gormagord
He is really good with a sword
The Day We Didn’t Dump Bodies in the River
The story I will tell you
I swear it isn’t true
This never really happened
But between me and you…
I charmed some evil spies
And led them to a place
Where we stabbed them in the liver
And dumped them in the river
The day, the day
We dumped their bodies in the river
It didn’t really happen
But it was really clever
The day, the day
We dumped their bodies in the river
It was a grand adventure that I promise isn’t true
Our moon mage made a passage
That led to the river
A magic channel over
Not under the water
Then a man from the moon
Tied appliances to their ankles
Made them heavy as a bricker
And dumped them in the river
The day, the day
We dumped their bodies in the river
It didn’t really happen
But it was really clever
The day, the day
We dumped their bodies in the river
It was a grand adventure that I promise isn’t true
Gormagord’s Fine Jewelry
Is your hand a bit unshiny?
Does your neck need some pizazz?
Come survey good Gormagord’s finery,
He’s got jewels that will make you sing:
Gormagord, Gormagord
He’s the lord of shiny things
Gormagord, Gormagord
Necklaces, bracelets, and fancy rings!
Does your shirt need sparkly cufflinks?
Does your tie need a little clip?
Gormagord’s got stuff for fellas
And for all who need some glitz
Gormagord, Gormagord
He’s the lord of shiny things
Gormagord, Gormagord
Necklaces, bracelets, and fancy rings!
Who Is Jim?
In the guise of a child
This part-god goes running wild
Breaking into people’s houses
Sneaking ‘round and breaking vases
All we want to know is who is Jim?
Who is Jim? Who is Jim?
Is he Jim or is Jim him?
Is he child? Is he god?
This whole thing is rather odd.
It’s a mystery, we know
Just sit back, enjoy the show
As we discover who Jim is.
Friends with all the firbolgs young
Jim loves having lots of fun
They play games with one another
And take bread from the local baker
We all want to know this: who is Jim?
Who is Jim? Who is Jim?
Is he Jim or is Jim him?
Is he child? Is he god?
This whole thing is rather odd.
It’s a mystery, we know
Just sit back, enjoy the show
As we discover who Jim is.
Demon Boat
Oh, come out to sea
Be wild and free
Oh, on this bright day
Come sail away
But, wait, what is this?
there’s something amiss
A curse in the wood
Oh, this can’t be good
Demon boat, demon boat
Much danger’s afloat
Watch out for the fat one
For he’ll slash your throat
Demon boat, demon boat
Oh, hope is remote
When you’re out on the sea
in a demon boat
Something’s Wrong:
Something’s wrong, I’m not where I belong
This feeling’s growing strong,
and I know,
That something’s very wrong (in the works)
The Cabbage is for his Mum:
The cabbage is for his mom, the cabbage is for his mom; firbolgs rejoice and all, the cabbage is for his mom. The staff is for the Cabbage, the staff is for the Cabbage, sing a song of firbolgs savage, the staff is for the Cabbage. The demons ran away, the demons ran away, their Ankle broke and Rede’s a joke, the demons ran away.” (to the tune of “the farmer in the dell”)
Sandwich Blessings
A sandwich for you, a sandwich for me
With sandwiches for all, we’ll live in harmony
No hunger or thirst or po-ver-ty
With a sandwich for you and a sandwich for me!
Sandwich blessings, blessings for all!
Sandwich blessings to large and to small!
When sandwiches abound, then love goes around
As we share sandwiches, one and all!
A sandwich for you, a sandwich for me
When birds give you sandwiches
It’s a special time to be…
Alive with our friends and family
With a sandwich for you and a sandwich for me!
Sandwich blessings, blessings for all!
Sandwich blessings to large and to small!
When sandwiches abound, then love goes around
As we share sandwiches, one and all!
Naff Nee the Brave
With grey coat she is furred
She’s the fiercest of the herd
She’ll slash and slash and
while she does she sings…
With two swords and four hooves
She’s the coolest of the brood
She’ll slash and slash and
while she does she sings…
Chorus:
I’m a warrior!
I’m a warrior!
Naff Nee the Brave
Is a warrior!
She’s a warrior tried and true
And she knows a wizard, too
She’ll slash and slash and
while she does she sings…
** Go Fck Yerself, Dervish*
Queen Leda
Demons fear her axe
Demons fear her grind
They didn’t want to die
So contracts they did sign
Don’t do anything bad
Don’t do anything bad
Or Queen Leda will find you!
With her strength of arm
And the strength of steel
All will cower down
For power she does wield
Don’t do anything bad
Don’t do anything bad
Or Queen Leda will find you!
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Some demons are good, some demons are bad
They could be a danger or’da best friend you’ve ever had
Don’t assume that demons are the monsters they might be
Cuz after all assumptions make an ass of you and me
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Just cuz they’re infernal
Doesn’t mean that they’re evil
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Some demons are bad, some demons are good
They can be good citizens of any neighborhood
If they choose to live with us in perfect harmony
Let’s not turn them down and lose diverse community
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
Just cuz they’re infernal
Doesn’t mean that they’re evil
Don’t judge a demon by its horns
In the Freaky Forest
In the freaky forest, things aren’t what they seem
Darkness all around you and creatures from your dreams
When you try to go north, east or west you’ll be
Fog will close surround you_ and leave you empty
Up is down and right is left
Exits there are none
Stay out of the forest or surely you are done
In the freaky forest webs are everywhere
Ghosts and gangly critters…visitors beware!
Maybe scary creatures have a sorry past
Better learn their stories if you want to pass
Up is down and right is left
Exits there are none
Come into the forest to find your missing one